Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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