You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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