i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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