This girl is more easily done than said...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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