My cat gives me a boner
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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