I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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