I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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