clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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