how can u be prego again
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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