on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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