I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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