Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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