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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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• (914): View more from New York

  My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.

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  She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?

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  well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen

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• (518): View more from New York

  We left an ass print on the piano.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature

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  that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye

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