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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(815): View more from Illinois

New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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(909): View more from California

oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.

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(315): View more from New York

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..

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