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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?

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GAY or at the very least bisexual.

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His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.

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Weird... you've rode him.

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(517): I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict? (1-517): GAY or at the very least bisexual. (1-517): His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation. (517): Weird... you've rode him. http://tfl.nu/8rng

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(313): View more from Michigan

We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(313): We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense http://tfl.nu/elta

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I thought she had blonde hair

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No, Gonorrhea actually

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(610): I thought she had blonde hair (302): No, Gonorrhea actually http://tfl.nu/3gym

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(619): View more from California

dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face

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(619): dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face http://tfl.nu/4ulx

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(732): View more from New Jersey

my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls

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(732): my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls http://tfl.nu/3jtt

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(847): View more from Illinois

this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.

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whatever it's not my family

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(847): this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment. (1-847): whatever it's not my family http://tfl.nu/qbfh

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .

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(317): I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket . http://tfl.nu/mvi5

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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.

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(778): i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate. http://tfl.nu/ob4u

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(217): View more from Illinois

What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up

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(217): What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up http://tfl.nu/ae7w

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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.

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(612): Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor. http://tfl.nu/6ksu

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

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(203): The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice. http://tfl.nu/qfp9

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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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(617): I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable http://tfl.nu/uhd1

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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie

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(717): Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie http://tfl.nu/cc1l

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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...

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They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then

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(509): My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life... (206): They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then http://tfl.nu/4rxf

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever

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(919): I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever http://tfl.nu/et05

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