genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..