Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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