Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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