How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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