you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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