so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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