nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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