Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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