i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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