I think I am morally bankrupt
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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