The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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