i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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