This girl is more easily done than said...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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