Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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