I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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