He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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