dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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