I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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