conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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