She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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