let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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