tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
