so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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