it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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