i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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