Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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