Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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