Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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