nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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