I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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