Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
There was a lot of him and a little penis
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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