I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have surprise drugs for everyone
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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