I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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