is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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