We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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