I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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