thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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