I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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