I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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