barbara walters just said penis...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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