What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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