I feel like abortions should bother me more
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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